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Strange term, isn't it? It looks like 'tembel' (a romanian word meaning careless, indolent, idiot) as much as becalism (a slang that, in modern conception, means stupidity, brutish mistake in expression, the kind of mistakes made by Becali and Vanghelie).

To understand it better, let me tell you a story: once upon a time it was a character of a local romanian fairy tale, who's name was Jiji. Simple in origin, a sheperd, he climbed the steps of grandeur getting fortune, and lands until his own fault and defect made him fall. Arrogant, insolent and vain, considering too many often that he is the single one that is right, he was calling himself The knight of Light, he was very believer and he was cackler.

I dedicate to him this section on 22mai.ro, to him and everyone like him, romanian or not, the ones who's IQ is very alike the native sheeps. I ask you to add every tembe(ca)lism you find, as text or link of image or video. I want to make a collection. :D   

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Cosmina Pasarin

Am o relatie bazata doar pe sex cu un barbat din alta tara! Suntem best fuck friends.

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2009-10-09 23:20:05
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Cabral

Azi-noapte am facut dragoste si m-a epuizat nenorocita.

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Libertatea
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2009-10-09 23:17:50
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Daniela Crudu

Mai bine renunti la mincare decit la crema sau fond de ten.

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Libertatea
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2009-10-09 23:15:47
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Naomi Campbell

Consider ca modeling-ul este ceva ce fac pentru populatia de culoare in general.

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2009-07-16 11:53:54
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Al Gore

Zebra nu isi schimba petele.

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2009-07-16 11:52:59
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Paris Hilton

Iau lectii de franceza pentru ca stiu ca toti europenii vorbesc franceza si nu vreau sa spun prostii cind ma duc acolo.

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2009-07-16 11:52:23
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Paris Hilton

Sint atit de desteapta acum. Toata lumea imi spune: "Da-ti bluza jos!". Sorry, nu fac asta! Stiu ca vor sa profite de mine. Nu sint proasta!

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2009-07-16 11:51:34
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Linda Evangelista

Dumnezeu m-a facut asa frumoasa. Daca eram urita, ma faceam profesoara.

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2009-07-16 11:20:33
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George Gobel

Daca nu exista electricitatea, ne-am uita la televizor la lumina luminarii.

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2009-07-16 11:19:43
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Joan Collins

Exact asa s-a intimplat cu Imperiul Roman. Nu avea toata lumea de acolo sifilis? Si ati vazut ca dupa aia, imperiul a fost distrus de un vulcan.

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2009-07-16 11:18:47
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Liz Hurley

M-as sinucide daca as fi la fel de grasa ca Marilyn Monroe.

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2009-07-16 11:18:03
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Victoria Beckham

Ma imbrac sexy, dar nu intr-un mod evident, ci intr-un mod virginal.

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2009-07-16 11:17:22
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Colin Farrell

Nu sint prost. Pur si simplu, uneori nu gindesc.

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2009-07-16 11:16:46
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Michael Jackson

Cel mai frumos gest de afectiune este sa imparti patul cu alta persoana.

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2009-07-16 11:15:36
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Kelly Rowland

Mai tineti minte ca trupa Beatles s-a destramat, fiecare membru si-a facut proiecte solo si dupa aceea s-au reunit si au devenit mai puternici?

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2009-07-16 11:15:01
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Pamela Anderson

Daca incep sa gindesc prea mult, intru in panica.

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2009-07-16 11:14:24
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Winona Ryder

Cel mai bine ma simt atunci cind sint fericita.

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2009-07-16 11:13:33
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Samuel Goldwyn

Cred ca nimeni nu ar trebui sa isi scrie autobiografia pana nu moare.

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2009-07-16 11:12:57
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Dan Quayle

Am fost recent in turneu in America Latina. Singurul meu regret este ca nu am aprofundat limba  latina in scoala, ca sa pot sa port si eu o conversatie cu oamenii aceia.

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2009-07-16 11:12:14
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Arnold Schwarzenegger

In opinia mea, casatoriile dintre homosexuali ar trebui sa fie intre o femeie si un barbat.

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2009-07-16 11:11:35
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Charles De Gaulle

China este o  tara mare, locuita de multi chinezi.

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2009-07-16 11:10:55
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cBrooke Shields

Fumatul ucide. Daca mori, atunci ai pierdut o parte importanta din viata.

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2009-07-16 11:10:09
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Christina Aguilera

Unde va avea loc Festivalul de la Cannes anul acesta?

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2009-07-16 11:09:33
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Britney Spears

Niciodata nu am vrut sa merg in Japonia. Pur si simplu, nu imi place sa mananc peste. Si stiu ca pestele este foarte popular in Africa . 


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2009-07-16 11:08:54
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Marian Vanghelie

Cred că în momentul de faţă e o problemă foarte delicată ÅŸi trebuie să o tratăm cu foarte mare resposabilitate, nu să îi speriem pe români ÅŸi trebuie să vedem cum putem să rezolvăm o parte din problemele românilor. Nu cu asemenea formulte, de a spune ce trebuie să înveÅ£e românii ÅŸi cum găsesc pe Goagăl, Gagăl, Google, aÅŸa, unde găsim păpădia ÅŸi unde ne interesăm de Herodot. Ä‚sta este un circ!

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2009-06-16 02:16:20
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Ionut Dolanescu

Romania are grave probleme de polutie, mai ales Bucurestiul. Eu individual imi doresc sa ma mut din Bucuresti din cauza traficului din cauza polutiei...

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2009-06-03 00:11:02
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